Koozies For Hunting Outdoors

Custom Koozies for hunting?  What the heck are those?

Well, the season is near, don’t forget.  There’s probably no finer outdoor sport than hunting, and no better taste than the first beer after the first kill.  Opening day, the duck blinds, fields and mountains are full of sportsmen searching for game, and, after they bag the animals, they want a cold one. 

The problem is, the cold ones are back at camp in the cooler (if Mel didn’t drink them all up already), and that one you slipped in your pocket is warmer than your .22 after all that shooting.   Shame you can’t have a cold one out in the bush.
Now you can.  Koozies—the insulated, portable, reusable and can-sized mini-coolers, are now available at www.getkoozies.com, where you can see the really spectacular features of these can chilling marvels, the amazing custom Koozies for hunting.   There are several reasons why they’re a hunter’s best friend:
First of all, they keep the brewski cold.  Zip one of those cold ones fresh out of the cooler right into its insulated Koozie jacket (it’s got a Neoprene substance surrounding it and keeping it icy—no, that isn’t important to know).  

Now slip it into your jacket, zip up and head out.   After a day’s hunt, when you’re still miles from camp and the thirst is upon you something fierce, pull out and unzip that little miracle, and taste a beer as cold as when you first took it out. 

Second, you can customize them—your own hunting colors, say, or your favorite hunting slogan or Chuck Norris joke (“when Chuck Norris drinks beer, he doesn’t get drunk.  The beer gets Chuck Norris’d”)—just so you can keep your mini-cooler separate and distinct from Mel’s. 

Third, they’re reusable—we’re talking the whole season, cold beers on every trip, after every killing.  They’re washable—the wife can rinse it once and it’s done with.  

Finally, they’re cheap.  The finest, customized insular model we offer costs 99 cents.  That’s a penny less than anything in a dollar store.  Want cheaper?  55 cents for the economy model.  
And we’ll ship them to you in time for the hunting season, too, no matter when the season starts—we specialize in rush orders, and particularly in large or small orders (try asking for 15—no problem.  Ask for 1500—still no problem). 
Now, get out there and enjoy the season.  And start a beautiful friendship with your custom hunting Koozie.